Staff Reports
Another night for the history books, as a collective sigh of relief echoed across the nation—Kamala Harris will not be taking the reins as the next president. After what felt like an eternity filled with campaign antics that could make a soap opera look dull, the country can finally rest easy, knowing the ultimate defeat of a candidate whose policies have scared even the bravest among us.
On another note, major media outlets seemed hell-bent on ignoring the writing on the wall—yet again. With the results rolling in, one could almost feel the tension as journalists squirmed to twist narratives fit for their partisan agendas. A well-known commentator aptly pointed out that while the numbers tell a clear story, media spin often diverges into a fictional realm. Who would have guessed that the folks in the newsrooms have a penchant for elaborate tales over plain facts?
He Won
and CNN still is trying to claim that he won only because of sexism and racism. The American people are stupid, and it wasn't fair to Kamala.
Facts are SHE LOST and Trump was given a mandate by the AMerican people. CNN sitting there planting MORE seeds of hate and… pic.twitter.com/EKK7yWtxD9— KenDaBearFan (@KenDaBearfan) November 6, 2024
As reports of electoral wins and celebrations became widespread, social media lit up with memes and quips making fun of the mournful expressions likely plastered on the faces of Kamala’s supporters. It seemed fitting that the same crowd who once supported the ‘I’m ready for Vice President’ mantra might now be hungover from the reality of their chosen candidate’s impending departure from the political spotlight. One can only speculate whether Kamala did indeed tear up her campaign swag in a fit of despair, a la Hillary Clinton 2016 style.
The political resurrection of Donald Trump marked the night, leaving both critics and allies buzzing about the implications of a comeback. Many were whispering about who might serve on his team, with some names sparking conversations tinged with excitement—especially when compared to the current administration’s laundry list of questionable choices. An immediate sense of relief washed over supporters who eagerly anticipated a return to sanity in the Oval Office.
Finally, throughout the evening, voices on social media grew increasingly jubilant about reclaiming the narrative—and the nation—from the clutches of far-left policies. Let’s celebrate the victory of common sense while poking fun at how well the left seems to handle defeat; after all, they’ve had years of practice. Amid frenzied cheers and a few good-hearted jabs aimed at past candidates, one thing remained clear: America is ready to get back to business under a leadership that values its people over political gimmicks and glitz.
