Staff Reports
The announcement of Donald Trump’s victory in the 2024 presidential election has sent shockwaves through the progressive ranks, resulting in a spectacular display of leftist emotional meltdowns that are both laughable and tragic. One could practically fill a kiddie pool with the tears shed by the liberal elite, as they grapple with the reality that their vision for America is fading faster than their chances of landing a deal with a reputable news network.
Among the most notable cries of despair was from Harry Sisson, a self-proclaimed social media influencer who, rather than holding a mature discussion, opted for emotional theatrics. He lamented about America’s supposed failure to women, calling it the end of American decency. Yet, it begs the question: did anyone remind Harry that turning the White House into a soap opera was never on the job description for presidents? Meanwhile, Kamala Harris, who has called Trump “Hitler,” surely has mastered the art of mockery herself without ever feeling the weight of her own words.
👽The LEFTY MELTDOWN is fucking Wonderful to witness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/qpIPXKMhkN
— Antonrex👽8%🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴 (@Antonrex17) November 6, 2024
CNN’s Van Jones also contributed to the chorus of wailing by expressing disbelief that Trump could win an election. He trotted out the claim that African-American women are particularly hurt by this outcome, as if a thriving economy under Trump somehow erases their dreams. One has to wonder if Van’s understanding of economics is as shaky as his grip on reality, given that Trump’s policies have historically lifted all boats, including those of American families and individuals in need.
Not to be outdone, Bette Midler took to her social media to confuse childlike scribbles with actual political analysis, presenting a crayon-drawn map of America. This was her complex way of saying she doesn’t understand what just happened in the voting booths across the nation and resulted in Trump’s re-election. The irony is palpable when starlets like her fail to grasp why the average American might prefer a strong leader over playtime art exhibits.
Joy Ann Reid, over at MSNBC, shifted from the melancholy of her peers to outright panic, claiming we are on the brink of “ethnic cleansing in Gaza.” In a bizarre twist of logic, she seems to believe Trump’s presidency would lead to catastrophic consequences for Palestinians, as if their plight hinged on the outcome of an American election rather than the strategies employed by their local leadership. Chris Hayes chimed in with his standard rant against the electoral college, revealing the left’s true colors: dismantling any system that puts them at a disadvantage.
While Malcolm Nance called for some kind of political revolution to combat what he labeled a “tyrant,” it is clear that the left is still stuck in a fantasy world where they believe their screams will alter reality. Meanwhile, others scrambled to connect Trump’s victory with shadows of the past, attempting to revive the discredited Russia collusion narrative that fell flat before. Clearly, leftist imaginations run wild when confronted with an outcome they can’t fathom.
In the end, what the night’s events reveal is that the silent majority has spoken loud and clear. As conservative principles take the forefront once again, it’s a stark reminder of just how out of touch the media and elitists have become. They must come to terms with the new political landscape in America, one where the values of everyday people triumph over the fragile emotional experiences of the liberal elite.
