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The Canadian government is scrambling like it’s a raccoon in a dumpster after Donald Trump announced a whopper of a tariff plan aimed at their imports. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, sporting his best “concerned leader” face, is calling in the big guns for an emergency meeting, all courtesy of Trump’s tweet storm promising a hefty 25% tariff on Canadian goods starting Day One of his presidency. Imagine the panic in Ottawa as those news anchors have to explain to the public why their maple syrup prices are about to reach gold bullion territory.
This tariff bombshell follows a classic Trump play: shake things up to create a buzz. Instead of lighthearted political banter, he’s warning that these tariffs will only lift when drugs—specifically fentanyl—and illegal immigration cease their invasion of America. It sounds like a tall order, but when has Trump ever been known to set low expectations? His focus on bolstering domestic jobs has him preparing to revive the American economy while packing a diplomatic uppercut aimed at Canada’s Liberal Party, which is already teetering on rocky electoral ground.
'It's emergency…': #JustinTrudeau panics after #DonaldTrump's stunning tariff threat | #US–#Canada trade war
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— The Times Of India (@timesofindia) November 27, 2024
Despite the impending economic smackdown, Trudeau is attempting to keep his composure. He downplays the tension, insisting that he and Trump are chummy and had an allegedly “good” conversation after the tweet. It seems like Trudeau is trying to sell the idea that their bond is tighter than a rushed Tim Hortons cup in a winter storm. Unfortunately for him, that’s not much solace considering domestic pressures in Canada, where his party is still licking its wounds after recent electoral drubbings.
Public sentiment in Canada is as mixed as a lumberjack’s breakfast. Some politicians and business moguls are wrestling with whether Trump is justified in aiming his tariffs at Canada’s doors—in light of both fentanyl crisis and immigration concerns. Sure, there were over 23,000 illegal crossings reported from Canada last year, but with those north-of-the-border stats looking paltry next to Mexico’s eyebrow-raising figures, Canada’s leadership appears caught between the proverbial rock and a hard place. It’s tough being the polite neighbor when the neighbor next door has an ongoing game of hardball.
On the flip side, Danielle Smith, Alberta’s conservative Premier, isn’t hesitant to back Trump’s stance. She’s insisting that the Canadian federal government should gear up for a no-nonsense approach with the new administration, highlighting that Alberta’s energy exports operate through secure pipelines and are innocent of any illegal activities at the border (well, at least the energy part). Candace Laing from Canada’s Chamber of Commerce isn’t pulling any punches either, suggesting a makeover for Canada’s diplomatic tactics. It’s high time to swap out “sorry” for “sorry, not sorry” if the Great White North wants to avoid becoming a punching bag on the international trade stage.
