Staff Reports
In what can only be described as a wild inaugural ride, Donald Trump has officially assumed the mantle of the 47th President of the United States, setting a record for day-one activities that would make even a caffeinated squirrel dizzy. Tallying up an astounding 42 executive orders, 115 personnel moves, and more than 200 actions overall, he wasted no time ripping up the disastrous policies of the previous administration like they were last year’s fashion trends.
On his grand day of assuming office, Trump declared the southern border a national emergency, providing a stark reminder of his commitment to border security. This marks an emphatic reversal of Biden’s four years of dilly-dallying, where it seemed that the only walls being built were those around exclusive summer vacation spots. In addition, the President made the wise choice to junk non-essential federal DEI programs and also withdrew from the Paris Climate Treaty again, leaving environmentalist organizations to reassess their definition of “future.”
The First and Second couples arrive at the Commander-in-Chief ball and have their traditional first dance. pic.twitter.com/KIRgIoM0Tn
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His connection with the troops was as immediate as it was impressive. While speaking to military personnel stationed in South Korea, Trump tossed out a classic opener about Kim Jong Un, showcasing that even as the Commander-in-Chief, he remains unphased by international tensions, which is perhaps a hint at the strategy he will implement. While the rest of the world might be glued to their screens during tense moments, Trump seems to be channeling his inner comedian. The man knows his audience—and still clearly loves a good ribbing.
The night’s celebrations were no low-key affair, as Trump partook in the Commander-in-Chief Ball, aimed especially at honoring military service members. With the First Lady by his side, the duo took to the dance floor to the sounds of “An American Trilogy,” proving that patriotism and rhythm can coexist. Between dances, Trump took a moment to crown Space Force as the new pride of the U.S. Armed Forces, underscoring the importance of having a military branch dedicated to galactic operations. One can only wonder if Elon Musk was in the audience taking notes.
To top off the evening, a dazzling mix of country music from titans like Rascal Flatts and Parker McCollum echoed through the halls, while Pete Hegseth, Trump’s choice for Defense Secretary, snapped selfies and mingled. The spectacle reached a new level when Trump and JD Vance stole the show with their own rendition of the YMCA—complete with swords, reminding everyone why America is truly back. A highlight of the night captured on social media, it’s a vision that one might have thought was saved for the bloopers reel of a comedy show.
The revival of America as a global powerhouse is underway, and it’s bound to be a spectacle. With plans to rebuild the military into the strongest force imaginable, the Trump administration is gearing up for an entertaining four years that promises a blend of politics, patriotism, and, of course, plenty of memorable dance moves. Buckle up – the America First agenda is back in full swing, and it’s ready to reclaim its rightful place on the world stage.
