Staff Reports
The southern border wall is getting a makeover—one that only President Trump could have masterminded. At his request, the entire wall will be painted black, a shrewd move that’s sure to set liberal critics aflame. Why black, you ask? Because dark colors absorb heat, when the sun beats down, this black wall will be scorching hot. It becomes a sizzling deterrent for anyone foolish enough to try and climb it. This isn’t just smart; it’s a brilliant strategy wrapped in common sense—characteristics that the left has long forgotten.
Remember when the left cried crocodile tears over the so-called inhumanity of a wall? They’re silent now, as this innovative step not only enforces the rule of law but also protects potential lawbreakers from injuring themselves. Call it tough love, but ensuring safety and security—both for Americans and would-be immigrants—is not something that should be trivialized.
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announcers plans to paint the entire border wall black, at the request of President Donald Trump, reasoning that the black paint steel bollard structure hotter to the touch. She visited Santa Teresa this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/XZ9VHw81Ho
— Algernon D’Ammassa (@AlgernonWrites) August 19, 2025
Let’s talk about what else is happening at the border. Alongside the painted wall comes a high-tech leap into the 21st century. Cameras and sensors are being deployed, giving border agents instant alerts about any unlawful crossings. These aren’t just tools; they’re game-changers. Border agents will be able to track and stop illegal activity in real-time. When it comes to national security, prevention is key—and these measures are a bullseye.
And while the left might squawk about budgets and bureaucracy, this is fiscal responsibility at its finest. Funds from the aptly named One Big Beautiful Bill are being used to fortify our borders. Imagine, using public funds for the public good—something our liberal friends seem to have forgotten amid their cozy globalism.
President Trump’s decisive actions have brought illegal immigration to a near halt. Who needs endless debates or toothless legislation when you have a leader with a backbone? While naysayers continue their fruitless mockery, real Americans see real results. The painted border wall is more than a physical barrier; it’s a monument to common-sense leadership. Isn’t it high time others followed suit?
