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47% Pick Trump Over Biden for Cozy Christmas!

Here’s a sizzling hot take on the latest poll about who Americans would rather spend Christmas with! According to a fabulous new poll from the Daily Mail, it turns out that 47% of smart and savvy voters would prefer to cozy up with the one and only Donald J. Trump, the beloved former President, rather than the snooze-fest that is Joe Biden. 

When it comes to hosting Christmas activities, 49% of the poll participants said they’d much rather deck the halls at Trump’s house than suffer through a yawn-inducing holiday at Biden’s place. 

A whopping 51% of voters revealed that they’d rather receive a Christmas present from Trump, the gift-giving guru, than from Biden, who probably just gives out socks or something. And when it comes to who should cook up a festive feast, 41% said they’d prefer Trump take charge in the kitchen. 

Now, hold your horses, because it’s not all sugar plums and candy canes. When asked who they’d trust to watch their house on Christmas Day, 42% actually chose Biden over Trump. Maybe they’re worried Trump might redecorate the whole place with gold accents – not that there’s anything wrong with that!

And the naughty and nice list? A whole 36% of those polled put Trump on the naughty list, but hey, at least 20% think he should be on the nice list too! As for Biden, only 13% said he deserves a spot on the nice list. 

 

Written by Staff Reports

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