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Axelrod Rings Alarm on Biden’s Grim Poll Doom; Trump Leads in Hypothetical Duel!

In recent news, former Obama advisor, David Axelrod, discussed the dismal state of President Biden’s popularity in a new Wall Street Journal poll. According to Axelrod, Biden’s numbers are “very, very dark,” which is about as dim as a room with the lights turned off during a power outage!

The poll revealed that only 37% of people approve of Biden’s performance as president, while a whopping 61% expressed disapproval. If this were a popularity contest in elementary school, Biden would be the kid on the playground eating dirt while the other kids whisper, “Eww, gross!”

In a hypothetical match-up between Biden and former President Trump, 47% said they’d vote for Trump, and only 43% chose Biden. That’s like seeing the school quarterback get more votes for class president than the kid who eats paste in the corner!

More than half of those surveyed said that Biden’s policies have had a negative impact on their lives, while only 37% said the same about Trump’s policies. It’s like people are saying, “Thanks for nothing, Biden!” while they’re remembering Trump with a fondness usually reserved for Grandma’s fresh-baked cookies.

Axelrod also expressed concern that people are starting to “rationalize their votes,” which is political speak for saying, “Uh-oh, maybe we made a mistake.” He even called out the White House for pushing the “Bidenomics” slogan, as if slapping a catchy tagline on a sinking ship will stop it from going under!

In fact, Axelrod believes that Biden has only a 50/50 shot at winning the 2024 election. To put it simply, it’s like saying there’s a 50/50 chance the sky will rain lemonade – highly unlikely! So, in conclusion, Biden’s numbers are looking about as cheery as a rainy day at the beach.

Written by Staff Reports

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