Staff Reports
The Biden administration is drawing its final curtain, and the spectacle could rival a sad sitcom finale. The countdown until January 20 is one filled with overwhelming joy for many Americans who are eagerly awaiting the exit of a leadership team characterized by disillusionment and an alarming lack of accomplishments. In the midst of this political theater, the faces of Joe and Jill Biden, reflecting a blend of sadness and self-congratulation, confirm that their time in power is approaching an unceremonious end.
Jill Biden’s demeanor might as well be the poster child for political defeat. Watching her at farewell events evokes a mix of pity and amusement, particularly as she and her husband were awarded “Distinguished Public Service” medals by the Department of Defense. This baffling move comes off as a comical attempt to bestow legitimacy on their lackluster tenure. In typical bureaucratic fashion, the awards have a whiff of Soviet-style self-laudation, leaving observers chuckling at the absurdity of officials patting themselves on the back for a job poorly done.
KAMALA CRINGE “I ask you to remember the context in which you exist… Yeah, I did that..” *Cackles maniacally*
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) December 18, 2024
Then there is Kamala Harris, who seems trapped in a fantasy land where the past few years have not been marked by disarray and fiscal calamity. After spending more than $1.5 billion in a vain attempt to secure the presidential nomination, Harris continues to act as though she is still in the race. In a recent ceremony, dressed up like she was auditioning for a Broadway musical, she attempted to engage with the public while delivering a nonsensical stream of recycled rhetoric. The irony was palpable as she claimed to be grateful for the “thanks” she receives, which begs the question: for what exactly?
One can’t help but wonder what factual contributions Kamala Harris can point to during her time in the White House. While she has mastered the art of making inflation worse and showing a flagrant disregard for border security—her designated responsibility—her accomplishments remain nonexistent. It appears her grand scheme to position herself as a frontline leader may just devolve into a curious public relations exercise where the cheers she imagines are nothing more than echoes of her own self-delusion.
With the prospect of a political comeback on the horizon, Harris is grappling with harsh reality. Whether she plans to run for California governor in 2026 or keep her eyes on 2028’s presidential race, she must reconcile with the fact that, as of now, the public is unenthused by her insipid record. The chant of “MVP” from her team embodies an unfathomable level of denial; the honor of Most Valuable Player is hardly earned in a game where no points have been scored. As they lean into cringeworthy moments, even the idea of Doug taking a selfie feels emblematic of a desperate bid for relevance—one that further reinforces their detachment from the ground realities of American life.
As the Biden-Harris administration heads for the exit, it’s the conservative population that prepares to pop the proverbial champagne. The exit of one of the most ineffective administrations in American history is not just anticipated; it is celebrated. The Biden-Harris era may be closing, but the specter of their policies will linger long enough for new leadership to make its mark. With tangible results on the horizon, conservative optimism shines brighter than ever.
