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Biden Library Fundraising Flounders as Democrats Hold Back Support

Fundraising for Joe Biden’s presidential library isn’t just off to a rough start; it’s practically on life support. The reason is simple: Joe’s kid, Hunter Biden, is worse off than a college student who just found out that ramen noodles don’t actually count as a balanced diet. The expected price tag for such a library? An eye-watering $800 million and up. That’s a jackpot for creative financing, and the Bidens are shockingly silent on the matter—almost as if they’ve been told to steer clear of the money-laden buffet.

Presidential libraries have long been playgrounds for grift, and Biden’s venture would be no different. With Hunter’s “art career” apparently not netting the expected fortunes, the word on the street is that the Bidens’ fundraising efforts resemble a New York City deli with no customers. The Democrats seem to be giving Biden the cold shoulder, leading to a predictable consequence—he’s now the political equivalent of the last kid picked for dodgeball. The money vacuum is all but confirming that the Democratic base has hit the kill switch on support for Biden.

There’s no second act in the Democratic party’s tragic play starring Joe Biden. This could serve as a reminder of the American political landscape’s volatility. The lifeguard whistle has blown, and it’s officially time for the Bidens to exit stage left. No one wants a piece of that action, and it’s unclear if a little optimism is a viable currency in this scenario. Americans might be very much inclined to follow the money trail, but observing its absence may be even more telling.

Now onto the next round of intrigue—Dr. Kamala Harrious, the political chameleon. The rumors are swirling that she is eyeing the governorship of California. Such a move could provide her with a much-needed stage to rebuild her fractured image. After watching Gavin Newsom’s California burn (and not just because of wildfires), any semblance of competence from Harris could appear impressive by comparison. She will be running not for the people’s interest but rather for her own ambitions.

Some supporters are fretting over whether this run for governor would eliminate her chances for the presidency in 2028. But that’s a classic case of misjudging the political landscape. Look at Ron DeSantis—reelected as governor of Florida in 2022 and then dancing in the presidential primaries in 2024. Harris might very well find herself stepping up to claim a higher office sooner than anyone expects, positioned as the anointed one in the Democratic lexicon of “much-needed leadership.” One can almost hear her dramatic press conference speech in the near future, where she’s “reluctantly” answering the call of duty. 

 

Now, for the main attraction—the impending government shutdown. The stage has been painstakingly set with the Democrats floating trial balloons like they were auditioning for a circus act. The media are abuzz with the news that the Democrats face a stark choice: either face the music with a government shutdown or wave the proverbial white flag. How poetic that they’ve boxed themselves into this corner with such finesse! There’s a strong possibility that the shutdown thunders down like a freight train, and the Democrats will be left holding the bag once again.

Buckle up, because the predictions are not only interesting—they are practically inevitable. Whether it’s Harris positioning herself for political ascendancy, the government teetering on the brink of closure, or the Bidens being swept off the stage of American politics, the future promises to be anything but boring. Democrats are in a precarious situation, and all eyes will be glued to see just how their stories unfold in the ever-churning cesspool of current events.

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