Biden Struggles to Outdo Trump on Democracy Defence!

Just when you thought the liberal love fest for Joe Biden couldn’t get any crazier, CNN’s “Inside Politics” panelists were left clutching their pearls at a recent poll showing the incoherent president barely edging out the beloved Donald Trump on the issue of protecting democracy. Yes, you heard that right – Biden, with all his stumbling and bumbling, is only one measly percentage point ahead of the man whose mere presence triggers snowflakes faster than a summer heatwave!

It’s no surprise that Biden’s lead is as slim as a California avocado toast portion, considering the biased mainstream media’s relentless propaganda campaign against Trump. Despite the Left’s best efforts to paint Trump as the big bad wolf of democracy, the American people haven’t bought into their narrative. In fact, Trump still holds a solid 20% lead in swing states when it comes to handling immigration and the economy – two areas where Biden’s policies have been about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

But wait, there’s more! Special counsel Jack Smith, in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, has thrown more baseless accusations at Trump than a toddler throwing a tantrum in a toy store. It’s like a broken record of “Russia collusion” all over again, except this time they’re using words like “Conspiracy to defraud the United States” and “obstruction” to try and make Trump look like a villain straight out of a comic book. Sorry, Jack, but the American people are tired of your witch hunt – save the fairy tales for bedtime stories.

And let’s not forget the grand puppet master behind it all, Joe Biden, who has the audacity to accuse Republicans of embracing “semi-fascism” while he himself is cozying up to actual tyrants like the Chinese Communist Party. His speeches are filled with more hypocrisy than a vegan at a barbecue, calling Trump supporters a “threat” to democracy when it’s his own party that’s been pushing for more power grabs than a toddler in a candy store.

But fear not, freedom-loving patriots! Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sees through the smoke and mirrors of the Biden administration’s censorship tactics. He’s sounding the alarm on Biden’s real threat to democracy, pointing out the blatant suppression of free speech on social media platforms. It’s time to wake up and smell the tyranny, folks! Biden may have the title of president, but Trump still holds the title of defender of liberty in the hearts of true Americans. Let’s make sure that title stays where it belongs – with the man who puts America first, not the clueless clown show in the White House.

Written by Staff Reports

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