Biden’s Border Blunders Breed Big Apple Bandit Boom!

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, because the South American criminal gang, Tren de Aragua, has officially set up shop right in the heart of the Big Apple, and they have none other than President Joe Biden to thank for it. That’s right, folks, you heard it here first. Thanks to Biden’s border disaster, business is booming for these Venezuelan gangsters.

The gang, whose name translates to “Aragua Train” in English, has been raising a ruckus in New York City, swiping cell phones and causing a whole mess of trouble. Imagine being targeted by a gang whose founding members turned a train construction project into a full-blown criminal enterprise! Now, that’s not the kind of folks any sane American wants roaming around their neighborhood.

This gang of ne’er-do-wells, reportedly hailing from Venezuela, has been responsible for a string of robberies in the city. They’ve been riding around on mopeds, grabbing unsuspecting victims’ cell phones, and then using them to drain their finances. And to top it all off, they’re shipping those stolen phones off for resale down in South America. It’s a regular ol’ criminal operation, and it’s all thanks to Biden’s border catastrophe.

But the shenanigans don’t stop there, my friends. The gang has even been suspected of being involved in the mob attack on two New York City police officers. And what’s worse? These attackers practically waltzed free, thanks to New York’s Democratic “bail reform.” How’s that for a slap in the face to law and order?

But wait, there’s more. This gang has been making a pretty penny from their ventures. Not only are they charging fees to their fellow Venezuelans to cross the border, but they’ve taken it up a notch by charging them to use federal toilet facilities at the border. That’s right, your hard-earned tax dollars are lining the pockets of these brazen gangsters.

And now, these unsavory characters are taking their thieving ways to the streets of New York, recruiting foot soldiers from migrant shelters and swiping cell phones and purses left and right. They’re using these stolen items for identity theft and hacking into bank accounts, leaving their victims high and dry.

So, what’s the bottom line here, folks? Thanks to Biden and his Democratic cronies, this gang of Venezuelan criminals is making a killing all across North America. While hardworking Americans are suffering from a struggling economy and soaring inflation, these gangsters are thriving, and it’s all thanks to the incompetence of the Biden administration.


Written by Staff Reports

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