Staff Reports
It’s all fun and games until the party gets way too diverse. President Joe Biden’s border crisis just got a whole lot more interesting with a surge of illegal immigrants coming from China. Yep, you read that right, China! It seems like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, even if it means crossing the border illegally.
There Sure Are a Lot of Chinese Illegal Immigrants Sneaking Over the Southern Border https://t.co/A8HmzUOorM
— Marlon East Of The Pecos (@Darksideleader2) February 21, 2024
Now, if you thought Spanish was the go-to language down at the southern border, think again. Border Patrol agents are scratching their heads and possibly reaching for Google Translate as they come face to face with a rising number of Chinese nationals trying to make their way into the good ol’ U.S. of A.
Forget about your typical Central American migrants; the Chinese crew is taking over the show. They’ve become the fastest-growing group to jump the border from down south. Border Patrol had the pleasure of encountering over 24,000 Chinese immigrants at the US-Mexico border in the last fiscal year. That’s a jump higher than your kid on a trampoline!
Sure, compared to the other folks trying to sneak in, like those from Venezuela and Honduras, the Chinese numbers might seem tiny. But let’s not downplay this surge. In December 2023 alone, Border Patrol had face time with over 6,000 Chinese nationals – a massive leap from the year before. It’s like a surprise party down there, but instead of balloons, it’s folks from China.
Journalist Bill Melugin, who’s no stranger to reporting on the border chaos, found himself puzzled by the sudden language barrier. His Spanish skills were gathering dust as more and more Chinese nationals popped up at the border, probably looking for the nearest dim sum joint.
Chief Patrol Agents on the frontlines are breaking a sweat trying to make sense of this new trend. They’re dealing with a flood of illegal immigrants from all corners of the world. Chief Patrol Agent Anthony Good even spilled the beans during a private hearing about the struggles in figuring out why these global globetrotters are choosing the US as their next stop.
And it’s not just a language issue; it’s a national security headache too. The chair of the Homeland Security Committee, Mark Green, sounded the alarm bells on the massive influx of Chinese migrants. He’s not happy that these folks are being let loose into the country without a second thought about where they’re from or what their intentions are.
To top it all off, these Chinese migrants aren’t just wandering blindly to the border. They’re using online guides like they’re planning a vacation to Disney World. It’s like social media has become the new GPS for wannabe American dreamers trying to game the system.
With the Biden administration dilly-dallying on finding a fix for this border bonanza, Americans are left wondering if there’s an end in sight. The mishmash of nationalities sneaking in, especially the sudden surge of Chinese nationals, adds a spicy twist to this already messy situation. Let’s hope someone in charge figures it out before things really take a turn for the worse.
