Staff Reports
The Biden family drama just reached a new level of absurdity with the president’s latest attempt to paint his son, Hunter Biden, as a victim of the system. In a bizarrely self-serving statement, the president argued that Hunter was “selectively and unfairly prosecuted.” This lofty claim raises eyebrows considering Hunter’s recent guilty pleas on gun and tax charges. A special counsel, David Weiss, quickly jumped into the fray to remind everyone of the glaring reality: the only party selectively targeting Hunter is Hunter himself.
Weiss, who has been in the thick of the legal malaise surrounding the younger Biden, asserted that the charges against Hunter came not from some grand conspiracy but from the very branches of government that Joe Biden oversees. It seems the notion that the president’s own son is a target purely for being related to him is as absurd as suggesting that cats might just finally get along with dogs. The special counsel laid out the facts, emphasizing that the Attorney General and the special counsel picking up the case were both appointed by Joe Biden. So, in essence, if anyone is guilty of targeting, it’s Joe himself — against his own offspring!
In what could only be described as a legal smackdown, Weiss recounted that a multitude of judges — eleven in total, appointed by six different presidents (including Joe) — have already deemed Hunter’s claims of selective prosecution laughable. The courts didn’t just shrug their shoulders at his arguments; they threw them out faster than Hunter can toss away a crack pipe. It’s a testament to the judicial system’s ability to see through the smoke and mirrors of this family saga.
Special Counsel David Weiss Calls Out 'Nonsensical' Reason Biden Gave for Why He Pardoned Hunter
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Weiss didn’t stop there. He argued that even a presidential pardon shouldn’t erase the past. It’s like getting a get-out-of-jail-free card in Monopoly while still having to pay rent for that palatial Boardwalk property you tried to mortgage. The special counsel noted that the grand jury’s determination to charge Hunter remains valid regardless of his recent act of clemency from dear old dad. In simpler terms, a pardon doesn’t scrub away the stain of criminal conduct.
In a political climate where accountability seems as rare as a snowstorm in Phoenix, this saga serves as a reminder of the stark double standards that plague the current administration. While Hunter enjoys the privilege of his father’s name — demonstrated by his parents throwing him a white-collar lifeline — everyday Americans are left to wonder why the rules seem to bend and twist like a pretzel around the Biden family. As the layers of this ongoing narrative unfold, it becomes increasingly clear: the only crime that might be punished here is the audacity of Hunter Biden to wrap himself in victimhood while the rest of America clings to justice and accountability.
