Biden’s DOJ Torn Apart: Senility Scandal Sparks Infighting!

Ah, the good old days when the Justice Department was known for its independence and integrity seem to be long gone. In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that even President Biden couldn’t escape the clutches of the partisan power plays happening within the department.

According to recent reports, the White House and the Justice Department engaged in a heated feud over the release of a special counsel report on President Biden’s handling of classified information. The report apparently questioned Biden’s memory and actions, raising concerns about his fitness for the job, yet found no basis for prosecution. No surprise there, right?


Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it’s been alleged that during an interview, Biden struggled to recall when his son, Beau, passed away. That’s a pretty big detail to forget, especially for a president. But wait, there’s more. The report also raised doubts about Biden’s performance during his days as vice president. It seems his memory wasn’t the only thing that was spotty back then.

This all led to a full-on clash between the White House and the Justice Department. And just like that, any hope of departmental independence went out the window. It’s like watching a reality TV show, except it’s the reality of our country’s leadership.

But the drama doesn’t end there. It turns out Biden’s legal team actually had the audacity to complain to Attorney General Merrick B. Garland about the so-called “disparaging comments” in the report. They claimed that these comments violated department policy and practice. Talk about nerve!

And if that wasn’t enough, there’s even more tension between the White House and the Justice Department over their decisions. It’s like watching a never-ending soap opera, with political theatrics and power struggles at its finest.

But here’s the kicker: Biden’s lawyers didn’t go so far as to ask Garland to withhold anything from the report or demand a rewrite. How kind of them, right? It’s almost like they knew they had no leg to stand on, but still wanted to make a fuss.

Even after the report’s release, Biden’s lawyer, Bob Bauer, went on to defend the president’s memory in a series of interviews. It’s like watching someone desperately try to cover their tracks after a slip-up, but everyone already knows what went down.

It’s clear that this report is causing quite a stir, with 86% of people thinking Biden is too old for the job. The truth about Biden’s mental acuity is out there, and it’s not a pretty picture. It’s like a classic case of wanting to have your cake and eat it too. Biden wants to be the leader of the free world, but can’t handle the heat when his own competence is called into question.

And if that wasn’t enough, Biden seems to be pissed at Merrick Garland for allegedly dragging his feet on Trump investigations. It’s like a game of political revenge, with everyone trying to one-up each other.

In the end, it’s clear that the Biden administration’s attempt to restore the norm of Justice Department investigative independence has fallen flat. It’s like a tornado of political chaos, and it’s anyone’s guess how this will all play out. But one thing’s for sure: Biden can’t turn back time, and his leadership blunders might just come back to haunt him come Election Day.

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