Biden’s Ghostly Gaffe: Chats with Dead Leaders!

President Biden’s latest blunder took center stage as he proudly proclaimed to donors at a New York fundraiser that he had a chat with the late former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl about the January 6 Capitol riot. The only issue? Kohl passed away almost four years before the alleged conversation took place. This gaffe comes hot on the heels of another embarrassing mix-up, where the president referred to French President Emmanuel Macron as the late Francois Mitterrand, who hasn’t been with us since 1996. It’s becoming increasingly clear that Biden’s memory is akin to a sieve.

This misinformation extravaganza unfolded not just once, but twice, as Biden regaled his donors with tales of his international escapades, including a visit to the 2021 G-7 summit in the UK. It seems that the president’s international travels are becoming a blur, much like his ability to keep his stories straight. And this isn’t an isolated incident – just the other day, Biden struggled to comprehend basic questions at a White House press briefing. Maybe someone should throw him a lifeline, or better yet, a teleprompter.

The cracks in Biden’s cognitive armor have become impossible to ignore. It’s like watching someone desperately trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube with only one color. During the fundraiser, Biden painted the laughable picture of Kohl discussing a hypothetical scenario with him at the G-7 summit, completely oblivious to the fact that Kohl was long gone and Angela Merkel was at the helm during the summit. It’s like a game of political musical chairs, and Biden can’t seem to find a seat.

As the crumbs of Biden’s credibility continue to fall off the plate, it’s no surprise that public concern about his mental and physical fitness is reaching a boiling point. A recent NBC News poll revealed that a staggering 76 percent of voters, including half of Democrats, have reservations about Biden’s ability to keep his mental faculties in check. It’s like watching the last leg of a marathon, and Biden is barely hobbling along, forgetting where the finish line even is.

It’s becoming increasingly challenging to keep track of Biden’s misguided missteps. Whether it’s fumbling over foreign leaders, stumbling through international events, or just generally losing touch with reality, the cracks in the armor are undeniable. It’s like watching a game of political bingo, and Biden can’t seem to find a single matching square. As the clouds of uncertainty continue to gather, one can’t help but wonder – will the real President Biden please stand up? Or is that too much to ask?

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