Staff Reports
In a twist of legal theatrics that could rival a reality TV show, former federal prosecutor Andrew McCarthy has popped the lid on Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s case against former President Donald Trump. The case seems to hinge on the outlandish claims that Trump supposedly “stole” the 2016 election by allegedly failing to disclose a payment to a porn star. Can you believe it? It’s like a bad script from a B-movie!
Bragg managed to wrangle up a grand jury indictment against Trump in March 2023, all thanks to a supposed $130,000 payout to Stormy Daniels, the porn star, back in 2016. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? McCarthy points out the sheer absurdity of Bragg’s argument, highlighting that Trump was not legally obligated to disclose the payment under campaign finance laws before the election. It’s like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall and failing miserably.
McCarthy cleverly notes that Bragg is not only wandering into murky legal territory but also dabbling in some questionable politics. The whole idea that by squirreling away these payments, Trump miraculously swung the election in his favor is as laughable as claiming Bigfoot is hanging out in Central Park. It’s like a game of political pin the tail on the donkey, but the blindfold is covering Bragg’s eyes from reality.
‘Hits me like a thud’: Former federal prosecutor reveals theory behind Alvin Bragg’s case against Trump https://t.co/G8W45InAnh
— Bo Snerdley (@BoSnerdley) March 13, 2024
The cherry on top? Trump pleads not guilty to all charges like a pro on April 4, 2023. The man is like Teflon, nothing sticks to him! Bragg might need to buy a larger slingshot if he thinks he’s going to take down Goliath Trump with this flimsy case. It’s like watching a toddler trying to take down a heavyweight champion – cute but ultimately futile.
Seriously, Bragg, have a reality check. The only stealing happening here is the voters’ time and taxpayer dollars wasted on this laughable charade. Maybe it’s time for Bragg to get his head out of the political clouds and deal with real issues instead of chasing mirages. Wake up and smell the legal coffee, Bragg, and let’s leave the circus acts to the clowns where they belong!
