Staff Reports
MISSION, TEXAS — Buckle up, folks! The border crisis is hitting Texas hard, and House Foreign Affairs Chairman Michael McCaul is spilling the tea on what’s really happening down there. No, it’s not a movie plot – it’s the harsh reality of cartels using fancy drones to outsmart border security. You heard that right, those sneaky drones are giving the bad guys the upper hand. And it’s not just a drone or two, McCaul’s dropping the bomb that the Rio Grande Valley has a whopping 20 drones!
Mexican Cartels Have Found a Cheap and Effective Way to 'Outpower' Border Patrol https://t.co/c6vWyePu5s
— Fearless45 (@Fearless45Trump) January 22, 2024
But wait, there’s more! It’s not just the drones causing headaches for border officers. The Biden administration’s “catch-and-release” policy is giving the green light to cartels, making it easier for them to prey on America. Instead of beefing up security and keeping the bad guys out, the Biden team is practically rolling out the red carpet for illegal immigrants. McCaul can’t believe his eyes and neither can we. It’s like watching a bad magic trick – now you see them, now you don’t!
And hold onto your hats, because there’s a shady app in the mix too. The Customs and Border Protection (CBP) One app is being abused left and right, making it a breeze for “inadmissible aliens” to waltz into the U.S. It’s like the administration’s playing a game of “how many illegal immigrants can we let in today?” Spoiler alert: it’s too many! McCaul’s not mincing words here – he’s calling it a “Trojan horse,” and we’re not talking about the Greek mythology kind.
But McCaul’s not one to just complain, no sir! He’s got a plan up his sleeve. How about scooting the processing and detention action south of the border? That’s right, why not deal with the drama before it even reaches American soil? It’s an idea that makes so much sense, you’d think it was common sense! But alas, the Biden administration is making things as complicated as a Rubik’s Cube in a tornado. And the result? Record-breaking surges of illegal immigrants and cartels cashing in their jackpot, all thanks to the government’s soft approach.
So there you have it, folks. The border crisis is no joke, and it’s getting messier by the minute. With cartels and drones having a field day and the Biden administration fumbling with policies, it’s a wonder anyone knows which way’s up anymore!
