Staff Reports
Ron DeSantis, the heroic Republican candidate for president, was involved in a minor fender bender during his campaign trail in Chattanooga, Tennessee. But don’t worry folks, the governor and his team are doing just fine and ready to keep fighting for America!
?Governor DeSantis involved in car accident https://t.co/8488cg7JFu
— Jenna Ellis (@JennaEllisEsq) July 25, 2023
According to a statement from his trusty spokesperson to the always reliable Fox News, DeSantis emerged from the accident unharmed. That’s right, not a scratch on him. It’s clear that the hand of divine protection was at work here, keeping our strong conservative leader safe.
But let’s not forget why DeSantis was in Tennessee in the first place. He was there for a fundraiser, sponsored by loyal Republican supporters. See, it’s the small government-loving conservatives who are willing to dig deep into their pockets to support a true champion of freedom. That’s the kind of grassroots support that sets us apart from those tax-and-spend liberals!
Now, mark your calendars because the Tennessee GOP primary election is fast approaching. On March 5th, 2024, DeSantis will go head-to-head with none other than the legendary Donald Trump himself. This is not just any primary, folks. It’s Super Tuesday, offering the potential of up to 58 delegates for the Republican National Convention. And we all know that winning those delegates is crucial in securing the nomination.
Unfortunately, DeSantis has been facing some tough competition lately. Despite his best efforts, his poll numbers have been lagging behind President Trump. But hey, a comeback is always possible. We’ve seen it before. Remember when Trump was down in the polls and then he shocked the world in 2016? DeSantis just needs to hit the reset button and come back stronger than ever.
And let’s not forget about the liberal media’s darling, President Joe Biden. Sure, he may be leading in the latest polls, but we all know that those polls are about as accurate as a left-wing college professor’s syllabus. As President Trump begins to rise in the polls, the liberal prognosticators are left stunned. They never saw it coming. Sleepy Joe better watch out because DeSantis is hot on his heels.
So, let’s all take a moment to thank the heavens that DeSantis emerged unscathed from that car accident. It’s just a minor blip in his journey to make America great again. With the support of the true conservatives in this country, there’s no doubt that DeSantis will rise to the occasion and secure the Republican nomination. Get ready, America, because the DeSantis train is coming, and it’s unstoppable!
