Dylan Mulvaney Targets Schools Post-Bud Light Fiasco: Is Your Kid Next?

Attention parents! Get ready for an exciting opportunity for your kids to meet a historical figure (well, kind of) this upcoming school year. Dylan Mulvaney, the transgender activist who caused quite the stir with a Bud Light partnership, is now available for speaking engagements at schools. Yes, you read that right, Dylan Mulvaney wants to educate your children. It’s not a joke, folks, this is real news!

After facing backlash from conservatives on social media, Mulvaney took to Instagram to let the world know about their availability. In a post, Mulvaney announced, “I am booking speaking opportunities for the upcoming 23/24 school year and would love to come visit.” Who wouldn’t want Mulvaney to come to their child’s school, right?

Now, you may be wondering, who is Dylan Mulvaney and what did they do with Bud Light? Well, let us refresh your memory. According to Joe Rogan, Bud Light suffered a massive loss in sales after teaming up with this controversial transgender influencer. And guess what? Mulvaney actually had the audacity to play the victim in all of this. They claimed that “for a company to hire a trans person and then not publicly stand by them is worse than not hiring a trans person at all.” Oh, please!

But wait, there’s more! Joe Rogan, the ever-entertaining podcast host, had some choice words for Mulvaney. He called them “mentally ill” and an “attention whore” on his show. Ouch. Can you imagine what Ice Cube and his barbershop buddies would have to say about this whole saga?

Despite Bud Light’s financial downfall, Mulvaney seems determined to cash in on their newfound fame. They’re reportedly asking up to $25,000 per appearance to speak at college campuses. Talk about a steep price! But hey, capitalism, right?

Here’s an idea: why not have Mulvaney go on a college campus tour with conservative icon Ben Shapiro? It would be a clash of epic proportions and I guarantee those tickets would sell like hotcakes. The controversy alone would draw a massive crowd. Move over Taylor Swift, there’s a new tour sensation in town!

So, get ready, America, because the Dylan Mulvaney tour is coming to a town near you. Brace yourselves for the confusion and headaches that are bound to ensue. It’s the New America, where anything goes, and we can’t wait to see what happens next!

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