Staff Reports
The Bureau of Investigative Clowns and the Department of Just-Us are apparently preparing their exit strategies as the Trump train pulls back into the station. Reports suggest that some members of the FBI and DOJ are scrambling to update their resumes faster than they can cover up their questionable antics. It seems the prospect of Donald Trump returning to the Oval Office has sent bureaucrats into full panic mode, with many recognizing that a thorough housecleaning is imminent.
The great electoral smackdown of 2024 has left many in the nation’s capital dazed and confused. Those cozy bureaucrats who have spent years relentless gumming up the works in Washington are now scrambling to save their cushy government jobs. The fear rippling through the Biden-Harris DOJ is palpable, as these individuals start to realize they might need to find a new line of work when Trump dusts off the broom to sweep out the Deep State.
REPORT: SCARED THEY WILL BE PROSECUTED FOR ABUSE OF POWER, @TheJusticeDept & @FBI Bureaucrats Plan To Get ‘The Hell Out Of Dodge’ After Donald Trump’s Massive Election Win…https://t.co/PxrONyzMYv pic.twitter.com/q40oZPgXpE
— John Basham (@JohnBasham) November 10, 2024
Trump’s agenda for his new term promises nothing short of a revolution in how Washington operates. The ex-presidential candidate appears ready to enact a 10-step plan designed to dismantle the entrenched power structures that have plagued the federal government for far too long. The first wave of action includes giving Trump the authority to fire any hollow-headed bureaucrat on Day One. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like an extensive firing spree right after being sworn in.
The rest of Trump’s game plan continues with a systematic overhaul of various federal agencies. This includes firing corrupt players in the national security and intelligence departments. Amid all that chaos, Trump has also laid out plans to get rid of the FISA courts’ shady dealings that have become a hallmark of bureaucratic incompetence. There’s a Truth and Reconciliation Commission in the works, aimed at getting all the dirty laundry aired out about Deep State spying and censorship—talk about a reality show waiting to happen.
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Plans to move government jobs out of the D.C. swamp are also on the table, which could potentially drag up to 100,000 bureaucratic positions elsewhere. Add in the prospect of a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on Congress, and you can practically hear the shrieks from career politicians drowning in their own bubble wrap. It’s no wonder many of these federal agents are nervously checking LinkedIn; the writing is more than just on the wall—it’s being emblazoned in neon lights as they prepare to exit stage left.
