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Fox News Ditches DeSantis! GOP’s New Golden Boy: Rapping Ramaswamy!

In a shocking turn of events, Fox News, the network once known for its unwavering support of former President Trump, has shifted its allegiance and set its sights on a new rising star within the Republican Party. Meet Vivek Ramaswamy, the 37-year-old GOP candidate and businessman who has captured the attention of Fox News and is now their latest golden boy.

According to a meticulously executed analysis by the Daily Beast, Fox News has gone gaga for Ramaswamy, mentioning him a mind-boggling 200 times in just one week! Not only that, he has been treated to six delightful interviews that showcased his meteoric rise in the polls. Talk about a publicity frenzy!

But what is it about Ramaswamy that has Fox News so smitten? Well, apparently, it’s his ability to connect with young voters. Fox News gushed (yes, gushed!) over his talent for rapping Eminem lyrics, believing he has tapped into some sort of secret musical magic that has Gen-Z’ers weak at the knees. Who knew rap could be the key to winning over voters?

The Daily Beast wryly notes that Ramaswamy is positioning himself as a young protege of our beloved twice-impeached ex-president, seeking his mentorship and embracing all things Trump. Talk about dedication! And who can blame him? After all, Trump still towers over his opponents in the polls, even without being physically present at the upcoming GOP presidential debate.

But poor Ron DeSantis, the once-adored darling of Fox News, has fallen from grace. The network has turned its back on him, asking him tough questions and cornering him about his campaign choices. It seems they have lost faith in the Florida governor, as his poll numbers dwindle and rumors of financial mismanagement loom over his campaign. Ouch!

As we approach the highly anticipated GOP presidential debate, all eyes will be on Ramaswamy and DeSantis as they duke it out for the top spot. It’s a fierce competition between two formidable contenders, both posing serious threats to one another. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

In the meantime, it’s clear that Fox News has thrown its weight behind Ramaswamy, declaring him “brilliant” and praising his “perfect messaging.” They believe he is the fresh face the Republican Party needs, someone who can carry on the Trump legacy while appealing to the younger generation. And who are we to argue with Fox News?

So hold on tight, folks, because the political landscape is shifting, and Fox News is leading the charge. With Ramaswamy as their new favorite, it’s clear that change is in the air. Will he be the one to bring the Republican Party to new heights? Will he win over the hearts of Gen-Z’ers with his rap skills? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for certain – the GOP race just got a whole lot more interesting!

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