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Gates’ Woke-Washed Investment Flops as Bud Light Bumbles

In the world of beer, there’s an interesting tale of billionaire Bill Gates swooping in to scoop up a whole bunch of shares of Anheuser-Busch, the company that makes Bud Light. Now, let’s be clear here – Bud Light isn’t exactly the classiest beer out there, but it’s a staple for folks who just want an easy, light brew. But, for some reason, the big shots at Anheuser-Busch decided to try and cozy up to the woke crowd last year by partnering with a transgender influencer. Yep, they tried to get fancy and it blew up in their faces. Big time.

Now, ol’ Bill Gates, with all his billions, decided it was a good idea to invest a whopping $95 million in A-B stock. That’s a whole lotta cash for a company that’s been stumbling around like a college freshman on a Saturday night. But hey, to each their own, right? Well, it’s not paying off too well for him so far – A-B’s stock dropped by almost 2 percent since Gates made the purchase. That’s what you get for trying to play the woke game, I guess.

And let’s not forget the former President Trump’s two cents on the matter. He’s out there saying A-B isn’t a woke company and they made a mistake and deserve a second chance. But the thing is, they haven’t really owned up to their mess. They never really apologized for diving headfirst into the whole transgender influencer thing. And that non-apology from their CEO? Yeah, it was one of those “if anyone was offended” type of deals. Gimme a break!

Now, for a company like Anheuser-Busch, you’d think they’d have enough sense to avoid getting mixed up in all this woke craziness. They support American farmers, employ veterans, and provide scholarships for families of fallen service members. But instead, they decided to go down the path of trying to appeal to the politically correct crowd. They should’ve been focusing on making a quality product instead of trying to score points with the Twitter warriors.

And while we’re on the topic of big names, it’s worth noting that Trump supposedly has up to $5 million in A-B stock. So, it’s not just the lefties making weird investments. But let’s not get bogged down in all this corporate mumbo jumbo. It’s enough to drive a person crazy!

But hey, no need to stress about all this. Let’s leave the corporate world to the big shots and get back to enjoying life, shall we? Because at the end of the day, nothing beats cracking open an ice-cold beverage and kickin’ back. And that’s the bottom line, folks.

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