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Hillary Clinton Finally Returns to the White House to Join Jill Biden in Celebrating the Arts
Wow, folks, hold onto your hats because the former first lady, senator, secretary of State, and Democratic presidential nominee, Hillary Clinton, has made her long-awaited public return to the White House! You might be thinking, “Hasn’t she had enough time in the spotlight?” Well, apparently not.
According to the Daily Mail, Clinton stopped by the White House to join current first lady Jill Biden in celebrating the arts and bestowing a fancy award on a bunch of artists. Now, I’m all for supporting the arts, but did they really have to bring Clinton back into the mix? It’s like someone just shouted, “Let’s add a dash of controversy!”
This isn’t the first time Clinton has stepped foot in the White House since her tenure as first lady, though. She was reportedly there for a private event in 2021, and let’s not forget her grudging attendance at Donald Trump’s Inauguration in 2017. It must have been a tough pill to swallow for her, losing to a political outsider like Trump. Talk about irony!
At the ceremony, the first lady wasted no time in gushing over Clinton, calling it an honor to welcome her back and proclaiming, “You are so loved.” Seriously, folks, is this some sort of celebrity worship? I mean, sure, Clinton has been in politics for a long time, but let’s not forget her countless scandals and questionable decisions along the way.
But wait, it gets even better. As if being a former first lady and presidential nominee wasn’t enough, Clinton is now an honorary professor at Columbia University. God bless higher education, right? I guess they needed someone with a knack for losing elections to teach their students.
During her speech, Clinton rambled on about how important the arts are in shaping our past, present, and future. Look, I’m all for artistic expression, but can we leave the grandiose statements to the artists themselves? It’s not like Clinton’s time in politics was a masterpiece.
Let’s face it, folks, this won’t be the last time we see Clinton at the White House. Rumor has it she’ll be playing a role in Biden’s re-election campaign. I guess they’re hoping she’ll be able to “motivate” women and other key Democratic voters. Well, good luck with that.
In the end, it’s just another day in politics, with Clinton once again trying to find her place in the limelight. But hey, at least it gives us something to talk about and maybe a chuckle or two along the way.
