Staff Reports
The White House press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, ain’t no traitor, folks! She stuck it to those radical, pro-abortion fanatics over at EMILY’s List by turning down their sweet offer to be their president. Can you believe it? They even offered her a fast-track interview, but she said, “No way, José!” She made it clear that her loyalty lies with President Joe Biden, and she ain’t budging. That’s what I call devotion to the boss!
.@PressSec Karine Jean-Pierre turned down offer to run EMILY’s List to stick with Biden: Report https://t.co/uKj95I24cL https://t.co/uKj95I24cL
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) February 16, 2024
And let me tell you, EMILY’s List is currently run by some interim president, Jessica Mackler, who thinks she’s hot stuff. But you know what? Jean-Pierre’s loyalty to Biden is on another level, so she’s not about to abandon ship when the going gets tough. Especially with the critical reelection year coming up, we can’t have any of that chaos in the administration, no siree!
Now, the fact that Jean-Pierre has been holding down the fort as press secretary since May 2022 is a testament to her stability and strength. If she keeps at it until the end of the year, she’ll have outlasted more press secretaries than you can count on your fingers and toes. She’s proving to be the rock in the storm, the anchor in the sea of political craziness. And that’s exactly what we need in the White House right now, folks!
