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Kamala Harris Equates Doritos Cravings with AI Future at Tech Talk

Former Vice President Kamala Harris made quite the splash at a recent artificial intelligence conference, and not for any groundbreaking revelations about technology. Instead, she delivered an eyebrow-raising monologue about her pre-Oscar snack run via DoorDash, seemingly linking her love for nacho cheese Doritos to the future of AI. Only Harris could take a discussion on artificial intelligence and twist it into a personal drama over chips.

According to reports, during her speech at the HumanX conference in Las Vegas, Harris recounted the harrowing experience of ordering her beloved Doritos just before the Oscars, boldly suggesting that the consumer’s cravings might dictate AI’s future trajectory. While most leaders would probably dive into the implications of AI on job markets or healthcare, Harris thought it was critical to share her struggle with snack delivery, leaving the audience wondering if they had tuned into a TED Talk or just a late-night infomercial for snack foods.

Harris went on to suggest that consumers should expect AI to tackle “everyday problems,” which she humorously claims extends beyond her desire for salty snacks to include pressing societal issues like affordable housing. The connection there was about as clear as mud, with commentators on social media left scratching their heads. After all, one doesn’t typically turn to the Vice President of the United States for advice on curing a housing crisis while simultaneously discussing college snack cravings. 

 

The response to Harris’ bizarre monologue was swift, with commentators taking to social media to express their disbelief. Many questioned how a conversation about high-tech innovation veered into the territory of snack distribution. The consensus seemed to be that Americans dodged a massive bullet by not having to endure a Harris presidency, and one couldn’t help but wonder if her next big idea would revolve around whether AI could predict which nacho cheese flavor would pair best with various awards shows.

Without delving too deeply into the politics of her elevation, it’s hard not to reflect on how Harris was chosen for her role based on identity rather than merit. This was evident as she struggled to articulate any clear message during her time in office, constantly falling back on personal anecdotes that seemed to miss the bigger picture completely. The latest episode is just another chapter in a saga that serves as a reminder of how fortunate Americans are to have the chance to write their own narrative now that she’s off the stage.

As Kamala Harris continues to underwhelm with her word salads that occasionally touch on real issues, one has to wonder what the future holds for the Democrats if she’s the face of their party. It’s a wild ride every time she speaks, and not in the way anyone would hope. The American public deserves leaders with vision, not snack-related tales spun into policy proposals.

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