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Hot off the press, folks! Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride as we dive into the latest episode of mainstream media madness. Brace yourself — the liberal lapdogs are turning on their beloved Biden faster than a squirrel on a nut!
Ted Cruz Nails It: Liberal Media Lapdogs 'Turning On' Biden Because They Know He's Going to Losehttps://t.co/EW9eV2ye0c
— RedState (@RedState) February 22, 2024
Now, we all know the Democrat Party’s track record when it comes to circling the wagons around their own, right? They defend their own until they don’t. Just ask Al Franken. Remember him? Yeah, he went from hero to zero quicker than you can say “unwanted kiss.”
But now, the spotlight is shining on ol’ Joe. And no, we’re not talking about his penchant for sniffing hair. We’re talking about his cognitive decline, his fumbling speeches, and his general confusion. It’s like watching a comedy show, except it’s our country at stake. Yikes!
And who’s leading the charge in calling out the media’s sudden shift in loyalty? None other than Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Cue the mic drop as he points out that the corporate media is starting to sweat bullets because they know Biden is about as electable as a cardboard cutout.
I mean, can you blame them? Picture this: Trump vs. Biden round two. The media’s worst nightmare come to life. It’s like a horror movie sequel they never wanted to make, but here we are. And the Democrats, oh boy, they’re in panic mode, trying to figure out how to salvage this sinking ship.
But hey, who needs logic and reason when you can have power plays and puppetry, am I right? The Democrats would rather prop up a fading star than admit defeat. It’s like Weekend at Bernie’s, but with more political spin and a lot less fun.
So, here’s the bottom line, folks: Biden’s days are numbered. The chances of him securing the nomination are dwindling faster than a melting snow cone on a hot summer day. And as for Al Franken? Well, he’s probably somewhere hiding from the chaos, wondering how it all went downhill so fast.
The circus is just getting started, and it’s one heck of a show. Let’s grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold, shall we? Because in politics, truth is often stranger than fiction. And this reality TV show? It’s one for the history books.
