Staff Reports
The liberal media is once again up in arms over the success of a video game, throwing a fit over a little server congestion when it comes to the latest hit, “Helldivers 2.”
The game, a shooter developed by Arrowhead Game Studios and published by Sony, has taken the gaming world by storm, smashing records and leaving liberal gamers drooling over their keyboards.
“Helldivers 2” is a rip-roaring good time, allowing players to join up with their friends online to mow down countless aliens. It’s like the video game adaptation of “Starship Troopers,” which should be right up any true American’s alley.
Unfortunately, with such incredible demand, the servers have been overloaded, leaving some players waiting in queues longer than they’re even able to play. But fear not, concerned citizens, Arrowhead Studios is working to fix the issue.
But even more shocking is the response from Arrowhead CEO Johan Pilestedt. Instead of pushing for everyone to buy the game now, he offered some unusually considerate advice, telling fans that if they’re low on cash, they may want to wait until the servers can handle the load.
While the mainstream media may be quick to jump on the server issues, let’s not lose sight of the fact that “Helldivers 2” is a runaway success, showcasing the free market at its finest.
So, lean back, relax, and have a good laugh at the liberals who can’t handle a little success without griping about the small stuff. This is America, where a little server congestion won’t stop us from blasting aliens and having a ball with our friends.
