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Nikki Haley’s Surprise Fanbase: Dems in Disguise Flock to GOP Polls!

In a stunning revelation, an exit poll from the New Hampshire primary has revealed that the majority of voters supporting former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley were not even registered as Republicans. Can you believe that? This is like going to a baseball game and finding out that most of the fans are rooting for the other team! According to the exit poll by CNN, a whopping 70 percent of Haley’s voters were registered as undeclared, not firmly committing to the conservative cause. Only 27 percent were proud card-carrying Republicans, and 3 percent were not even registered before today. It’s like they just wandered in off the street and decided to throw their hat in the ring!

Now, let’s compare that to the strong support for our incredible former President Donald Trump. The exit poll revealed that a whopping 70 percent of Trump’s supporters were registered Republicans. That’s right, real, true, red-blooded Republicans. Only 27 percent were undeclared, showing the unwavering commitment of Trump’s base.

But wait, it gets even more unbelievable. CNN reported that one voter actually admitted to voting for Haley in the primary but plans to vote for Democrat President Joe Biden in November. Can you believe the nerve of that guy? In an interview with CNN, this so-called voter claimed that his vote for Haley was “a vote against Trump” and that he’d rather see Biden face off against Haley in the November election. What kind of double-crossing, backstabbing behavior is that? It’s like inviting someone to your BBQ and finding out they’re secretly a vegan! To add insult to injury, he proudly declared that he is a Democrat. Can you imagine that?

As the Republican primary battle rages on between Haley and Trump, it’s clear that the stakes have never been higher. With most of the other candidates dropping out in recent weeks, the competition is fierce. The polls have closed in New Hampshire, and the nation waits with bated breath to see the outcome. Will the Republican Party remain strong and united, or will it be infiltrated by those who do not share our core values? The future of our party hangs in the balance.

Written by Staff Reports

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