Staff Reports
A sequence of election fraud charges have landed a group of New Jersey Democrats in hot water, including the president of the Patterson City Council, Alex Mendez, and his wife, who evidently manages his campaign and is also his spouse. This is an unexpected turn of events. It appears that Mendez, a 48-year-old individual who manifestly lacks moral integrity, engaged in the illegitimate collection of ballots and directed a fraudulent ballot mailing operation. As reported, individuals affiliated with Mendez's campaign team allegedly engaged in a low-slunge act of pilfering ballots from residential receptacles and discarding those that were not in favor of their candidate. One might even say that they were playing unethical!
Two Democrats Charged With Election Fraud Crimes Related To Voter Registration, Mail-In Ballotshttps://t.co/H2U3GXsZZx
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Matthew Platkin, the attorney general of the state, condemned these nefarious Democrats immediately for their reprehensible conduct. He asserted that their intention was to manipulate the election in their favor and obstruct the sentiments of the good citizens of Paterson. Platkin, God bless his heart, reminded all that voters must have faith that their ballots are counted and used to determine election outcomes for democracy to function. Indeed, amen to that!
This vile narrative seemingly originated in the nascent stages of the COVID-19 pandemic in the year 2020. It has been alleged that the campaign gathered mail-in ballots from electors, a significant number of which were not affixed with their own seals. Furthermore, it has been asserted that Mendez's spouse would obliterate any ballot that failed to endorse her husband and substitute it with one that did. Such convenience! Additionally, it is alleged that campaign members completed ballots on behalf of electors who were too preoccupied to do so themselves. How disgraceful!
Nevertheless, the plot intensifies! In addition to being charged with election fraud, Mendez and his associates are also accused of witness tampering and attempting to obstruct the investigation. Indeed, you are compounding an already painful injury! It has been reported that the investigation into this treachery spanned an astounding 41 months, potentially attributable to the accused individuals engaging in witness tampering. It appears that these Democrats are willing to do anything to avoid being held accountable for their wrongdoings.
Mendez categorically disavows any accusations and asserts that this is merely an unjust assault against him. Moreover, he is looking forward to his "day in court." His virtuous nature. It should be noted, however, that Mendez and his associates are not the first to face election fraud charges in New Jersey. Charges against two individuals who were previously implicated in a case were dismissed. Furthermore, there are circulating rumors suggesting that Councilman Michael Jackson, who maintains the same steadfast stance of innocence as Mendez, may also encounter difficulties. Eventually, the truth will inevitably emerge, my comrades. The way of justice will ultimately triumph!
