Staff Reports
Well folks, it’s that time again – Super Tuesday, where we watch the Democrats try to figure out who is the least terrible candidate to lose to Donald Trump. Spoiler alert: it’s gonna be Sleepy Joe Biden. The Dem primary this year is about as exciting as watching paint dry, with Uncle Joe and some other random folks like Marianne Williamson and Dean Phillips pretending they stand a chance. Bless their hearts.
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But hold onto your MAGA hats, because the real showstopper in this election is “Uncommitted”/”No Preference.” Yep, you heard that right. This mysterious candidate is giving Biden a run for his money in a few states, and let’s be real, probably has a better chance of winning than Marianne “Crystals and Rainbows” Williamson.
