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Trump Campaigns Again with High-Tech Security After Assassination Attempt

Former President Donald Trump is gearing up to hit the campaign trail with outdoor rallies once again, and the Secret Service is making sure he does so with some serious protection. Those wanting to see Trump won’t just be treated to his usual bravado and bold promises; they’ll also get to marvel at a three-sided bulletproof glass enclosure that will keep the former commander-in-chief safe from any untoward antics. After all, it seems there are folks out there who still haven’t learned that trying to jeopardize the man is a one-way ticket to bad decision-making.

The recent push for enhanced security comes on the heels of a shocking assassination attempt back in July when a 20-year-old gunman took aim at Trump during a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. While the bullet merely grazed the former president’s ear, the aftermath was anything but funny. Tragically, two attendees suffered serious injuries, and one person lost their life—a grim reminder that the left’s penchant for chaos extends far beyond mere political rhetoric. Interestingly, this was the first serious attempt on a presidential candidate since the attempted assassination of George Wallace in 1972, and Trump definitely isn’t the type to be deterred by deep-rooted leftist animosity.

Since the July incident, Trump has been limited to indoor gatherings, prompting considerable grumbling about the need for outdoor rallies. In classic Trump fashion, he expressed disappointment, lamenting that larger crowds were being turned away. A man who thrives on the energy of his supporters, the outdoors provide a stage suitable for his grand vision, and now, just when it looked like he might be shackled to a gymnasium, he’s ready for a makeover that screams security chic.

However, getting this bulletproof glass from point A to point B is no trivial task. Former Secret Service agent Don Mihalek pointed out that we’re not talking about clear, lightweight glass, but rather a hefty, armored contraption requiring the kind of logistical expertise typically seen at major sporting events. Who would have thought that the logistics of presidential security could rival that of planning a Super Bowl party? But Trump’s supporters might argue it’s a small price to pay for ensuring the safety and continued voice of one of America’s most forthright politicians.

In a peculiar but can’t-say-it’s-surprising twist, security personnel from President Biden’s detail are being reassigned to Trump. While one might ponder what this means for a president who has famously ditched large public appearances, it’s worth noting that such an arrangement may just serve as an acknowledgment of the heightened risks that now surround Trump. With Biden’s travel schedule shrinking faster than his poll numbers, it seems only sensible to divert resources to someone who, despite the odds, is ready to take the stage and face the American people. Here’s to hoping the only fire Trump has to dodge this campaign season is from the left’s endless stream of hot air!

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