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Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because it looks like Trump’s former CFO, Allen Weisselberg, might be making a deal with the Manhattan district attorney’s office. That’s right, the man who knows where all the financial skeletons are buried is reportedly working on a plea deal. But don’t worry, this isn’t some Earth-shattering development that liberals are making it out to be.
Now, what exactly is Weisselberg in trouble for? Apparently, it all goes back to his testimony last year about Trump’s assets. You see, he might have exaggerated the size of Trump’s 5th Avenue triplex by a whopping 19,000 square feet! Whoopsie daisy! But let’s be real here, folks. We all know that size doesn’t matter when it comes to Trump’s net worth. Just ask him, he’ll tell you himself.
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Allen Weisselberg, the former longtime chief financial officer of the Trump Organization, is negotiating a deal with Manhattan prosecutors to plead guilty to perjury, …
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It seems like Weisselberg tried to downplay the whole ordeal during the civil fraud trial. He claimed that the size discrepancy was so insignificant compared to Trump’s vast wealth that he didn’t even think twice about it. Can you blame the guy? When you’re dealing with billions, what’s a few thousand square feet here or there, right?
But leave it to those pesky liberals at Forbes to spoil the fun. They published an article accusing Weisselberg of lying under oath and suggesting that he knew full well about Trump’s apartment size shenanigans. Honestly, it’s just a bunch of fake news to make Trump look bad. We all know he’s the biggest, the best, and the most tremendous in everything he does, so why would his former CFO lie about something so trivial?
Of course, all this news has caused quite a stir on social media. The anti-Trump brigade is out in full force, calling for Weisselberg to be thrown in prison instead of getting a sweet plea deal. Typical. These left-wing keyboard warriors just can’t handle the fact that Trump’s inner circle won’t crumble under their relentless attacks. We won’t be surprised if they start demanding jail time for spelling mistakes next.
But let’s not jump to conclusions just yet, folks. We’ll have to wait and see if Weisselberg actually takes the deal and what it entails. My guess is that this will all blow over, just like every other “scandal” Trump has faced. The Democrats can try all they want to take down the man who made America great again, but they’ll just end up exhausting themselves. Meanwhile, Trump will be sipping Diet Cokes in his Mar-a-Lago paradise, laughing all the way to the bank.
