Staff Reports
Hold onto your hats, folks, because former President Donald Trump is shaking things up yet again! According to reports from one very concerned CNN reporter, Trump is cooking up a devious plan to launch his own counter-program in response to the upcoming GOP presidential debate. And boy, oh boy, is this causing quite a stir!
You see, Trump is feeling pretty darn good about himself these days. He’s strutting around like a peacock, convinced that he’s in a “strong position” heading into the debate. So, instead of rubbing elbows with his rivals on the debate stage like the so-called “normies,” Trump is thinking outside the box. He’s been personally tossing around ideas for some epic counter-programming.
We’re talking potential interviews here, folks. Trump’s team has even been chatting it up with the legendary Tucker Carlson about a sit-down interview at the exact same time as the debate. Can you believe it? The audacity! Of course, this all conveniently comes at a time when Trump is having a little spat with Fox News and the billionaire mogul Rupert Murdoch. It’s almost as if he’s trying to steal the spotlight or something!
But, wait, there’s more! Hold onto your popcorn, because President Trump has also expressed his wild desire for some of his trusted allies to represent him on the debate floor. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if people like Congressman Byron Donalds, Congressman Matt Gaetz, and former gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake took the stage in his place? It would be a Republican ninja warrior showdown!
CNN Freaks Out Over Trump's Plan To Counter-Program During First GOP Debate
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Now, here’s where things get really interesting. The big question is, will the Republican National Committee (RNC) even let Trump crash the debate party? You see, those party poopers are demanding that all debate participants sign a “loyalty pledge” promising to support the eventual GOP nominee. Well, guess what? Trump ain’t signing that pledge! He’s too busy being up by “too many points” and shaking his head at the mere thought of playing nice with his rivals.
And can you blame him? Let’s face it, folks, President Trump doesn’t need any more airtime to get his message out there. With the Democrats and the Biden Justice Department throwing four criminal indictments at him, his supporters are rallying behind him like never before. In fact, according to those brilliant GOP primary voters, Trump is leading the pack by a mind-blowing 47-point margin. Even the general election voters are giving him the nod over the oh-so-popular President Joe Biden.
So, buckle up, America, because the Trump train is about to roll into town with its epic counter-program. Love him or hate him, you can’t deny that this man knows how to make headlines and keep us all on our toes. And who knows, maybe someday we’ll have a debate where the contestants actually show up and talk policy. But until then, let the Trump show continue!
