Staff Reports
Get ready for the same old song and dance, folks! Former President Donald Trump is making waves again by announcing that he plans to skip the third GOP debate later this year. And can you blame him? The man’s sitting on a cushy lead in the polls, so why bother wasting his time with low-polling rivals?
Sources close to the 45th president spilled the beans to Bloomberg, revealing that Trump has no intention of attending any of these debates. He already skipped the first one in Milwaukee and plans to do the same with the second debate at the Reagan Presidential Library. Trump has been confidently telling his allies that he’s “up by too many points” to even consider debating these underdogs. It’s like watching a high school basketball team challenge LeBron James. No contest!
But here’s the brilliant move by Donald J. Trump. Instead of rubbing shoulders with his competitors, he’s going to speak in front of UAW workers on strike. Talk about playing to your strengths! Sure, the union leaders might not be too thrilled, but who cares? Trump knows that in the world of politics, it’s all about the numbers. And here’s the kicker, folks: while Trump is busy captivating the crowd, Fox News saw their viewership plummet during the second debate. That’s what happens when the star of the show doesn’t show up! But fear not, Trump supporters, because his competing interview with Tucker Carlson soared in ratings, leaving Fox News in the dust. Sorry, Not-So-Fox News, but you can’t beat the Trump show!
And what about the location of the third debate, you ask? Well, the RNC had hoped that by changing it to Miami instead of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, they could lure Trump into attending. Nice try, but no dice! Trump currently holds a whopping +28 polling lead over President Biden in Miami. The man’s got the numbers on his side, folks. Who needs a debate to boost his popularity when he’s already crushing the competition in that neck of the woods?
Now let’s talk about these other candidates. Bless their hearts, they’re holding on for dear life. Despite facing criminal indictments and barely making campaign stops, Trump’s closest rivals like Vivek Ramaswamy and Ron DeSantis aren’t even in the same league. It’s like they’re running in slow motion while Trump is sprinting towards victory. Iowa and New Hampshire are right around the corner, and these underdogs better pick up the pace if they want a shot at the title. But let’s be honest, folks, they’re just fighting for second place at this point.
So there you have it, folks. Trump is skipping the debates, stealing the spotlight elsewhere, and leaving his competitors in the dust. Say what you want about the man, but he knows how to play the game. The Trump train is unstoppable, and the Democrats better buckle up because they’re in for a bumpy ride come next year’s election.
