Staff Reports
Holy smokes! The Trump Train just steamrolled through Iowa, leaving the media and Democrats in the dust. Former President Donald J. Trump clutched a landslide victory in the Iowa caucuses, propelling him forward like a rocket aimed straight at the White House! Yeehaw!
The liberal meltdown was so epic that you could practically see the steam shooting out of their ears! House Conference Chair Elise Stefanik (R-NY) wasn’t shy about rubbing it in, declaring Trump as the Republican nominee for 2024. Choo-choo! All aboard the Trump Train – next stop, the Oval Office!
Republicans React to Trump’s Massive Iowa Win: ‘Cue the Journo and Liberal Meltdown’
This is probably the biggest triggering result that @maddow @CNN @MSNBC @ABC @TheView could imagine. Over 51% possibly all 99 counties. https://t.co/luBwMlrCVh— Steve Kerwin (@stevenkerwin) January 16, 2024
Even former Trump critic Megyn Kelly couldn’t deny the sheer awe of Trump’s comeback. She called it stunning, and she’s absolutely right! The establishment trash is probably steaming mad right now, but who cares about them? Trump’s the real deal, and he’s here to Make America Great Again – Again!
Rep. Lance Gooden (R-TX) joined the party, shouting from the rooftops that Iowa belongs to Trump. It’s like a big ol’ victory hoedown up in here! And Mike Davis, a Trump insider, is adamant that other Republican presidential candidates should throw in the towel. Trump dominated Iowa – he’s the heavyweight champion of the political ring, and it’s time for the GOP to rally around him and oust Sleepy Joe Biden from the White House.
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) only added fuel to the fire, hailing President Trump’s win as a resounding endorsement of his spectacular record and his vision for America. With Trump at the helm and a Republican Congress, they’re all set to build that wall, curb inflation, secure our elections, and achieve lasting prosperity. It truly is a red, white, and blue dream come true!
Hold on to your hats, folks, because the Trump Train is chugging full speed ahead, and nothing – not the media, not the Democrats, not even the naysayers – can stop this patriotic locomotive from reaching Victory Station. All hail President Trump – the man who’s ready to save America from the Biden-induced disaster!
