Staff Reports
Oh boy, buckle up, folks! CNN’s Van Jones is at it again, spreading more fear and panic like he’s the town crier of doom. After President Trump’s big Super Tuesday win and Nikki Haley suspending her campaign (good riddance, by the way!), Jones went all Chicken Little on national television. According to him, if you even think about supporting Trump, you might as well start practicing your Russian greetings because he’s convinced that Russian tanks will be cruising through Europe. Can you believe the hysteria? It’s like saying eating broccoli will make you start barking like a dog!
Oh, Noes! Van Jones Warns Trump's Super Tuesday Blowout Means 'Russian Tanks Rolling Through Europe' https://t.co/NEIWIkZlbJ Russia need to go through Europe to get rid of the Muslin problem they have.
— Bill Lord (@BillLord17) March 7, 2024
But wait, there’s more! Jones is trying to sell this line that the only way to stop the Russian invasion and save the world is to jump on the Biden bandwagon. Seriously, is that the best they’ve got? It’s like saying you have to eat your broccoli to stop a meteor strike. Give me a break!
And don’t get me started on Jim Acosta playing Trump’s shadow. I swear, he’s like that annoying little brother who won’t stop talking about his favorite video game. His question to Jones about what Biden needs to do to win over Haley supporters was so predictable. Like, obviously, if you don’t want Russian tanks in Europe, you should vote for Biden. It’s like saying if you want ice cream, you have to go to the moon first.
Jones even went on to suggest that if you support Trump, you’re practically inviting chaos and division in America. It’s like he’s reading straight from a melodramatic script written by a middle school drama club. I mean, come on, does he really think we’re all going to fall for this hot mess of fear-mongering and dramatics?
In the end, all this talk about Russian tanks and doom and gloom is just the same old tired song from the left. They can’t seem to accept that their scare tactics don’t work anymore. I mean, blaming Trump for everything from bad weather to your burnt toast is getting a bit old, don’t you think? It’s time to face the music, folks. Trump won, deal with it. And maybe, just maybe, try a new tune that doesn’t sound like a broken record. Just a thought.
