Staff Reports
Hello, my fellow political patriots! Can you believe the nerve of Amazon trying to cash in on the beloved American traditions of NFL football and Black Friday? It’s outrageous, but not surprising, that they’re making a killing off advertising during the first-ever NFL game to be broadcast on Black Friday. Amazon is charging a jaw-dropping $880,000 for just a measly 30-second spot during the game. Talk about highway robbery!
The NFL game, which is usually associated with our cherished Thanksgiving holiday, is now being hijacked for profit on Black Friday. Amazon, in its insatiable quest for domination, snagged the rights to broadcast the game and is set to squeeze every last penny out of it. They even shelled out a whopping $100 million just to snatch up the game. But wait, there’s more! They’re not just content with profiting from the game itself; they’re also using it to ramp up their Black Friday sales event. Can you smell the sweet scent of capitalism in the air?
But that’s not all! Amazon is dangling this game in front of everyone, luring them in with the promise of a “gift for football fans across the country.” What a load of malarkey! This is just a ploy to attract more subscribers to their Prime Video service. And let’s not forget their clever move of allowing non-Prime members to stream the game for free. It’s a sneaky tactic to hook more people into their web of consumerism.
The game between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets is scheduled to kick off at 3 p.m. on Friday, and you can bet Amazon will be raking in the dollars from all the eager advertisers clamoring for a spot during the broadcast. It’s a shameless cash grab that spits in the face of the true values of Thanksgiving and American football. But hey, what else can we expect from the corporate giant that wants to rule the world? It’s time to wake up, America, and see through these shameless tactics of greed and power.
