Staff Reports
First up, we have good ol’ Joe Biden stumbling and bumbling through yet another public appearance. It’s like watching a toddler trying to figure out how to walk – except this toddler has access to nuclear launch codes. Biden’s mental acuity seems to disappear faster than a free platter of chicken wings at a Super Bowl party. Someone get this man a script doctor, stat!
RedState Weekly Briefing: Joe Crashes, Fang Fang Spills Tea, Mike Rowe Shows How It's Done https://t.co/l7md3VweZ3 @SmoosieQ
— Andrew Malcolm (@AHMalcolm) March 17, 2024
Next, let’s talk about the chaos within the Biden team. The rapid response team at Biden HQ looks like a bunch of theater kids who wandered off the set of a high school play. No wonder everything is in disarray! It’s like putting a group of monkeys in charge of a china shop and expecting them to not break everything. Spoiler alert: they will.
Oh, and who could forget the lovely Jill Biden, standing by her man through thick and thin. Or thin and thinner, in this case. Her facial expressions speak volumes – she’s probably regretting every moment that led up to Joe running for president. But hey, love is blind, right? Even when your husband can’t tell the difference between yesterday and tomorrow.
In other news, we have Fang Fang, the Chinese spy turned American media darling, spilling the tea about her FBI encounters. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, except this one is more of a comedy with bad actors and worse plot twists. Maybe next time, Swalwell should pick his friends more carefully. But hey, who needs loyalty when you can have a million bucks, right?
And last but not least, we have the one and only Mike Rowe showing CNN reporters how it’s done. He dodges their ‘gotcha’ questions like a ninja during a sword fight. His smooth moves and witty comebacks leave them speechless. It’s like watching a masterclass in handling biased media attacks. Take notes, folks, this is how you play the game and win without breaking a sweat.
So there you have it, folks – another week in the wild world of politics, brought to you by RedState. Stay tuned for more drama, more laughs, and more reasons to roll your eyes at the madness unfolding before our very eyes. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show!
