Biden Bumbles Bridge Collapse: Lost Marbles or Hogwarts Express Fan?

In a bizarre turn of events, Joe Biden decided to grace the world with his presence and comment on the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse in Baltimore. The bridge was smacked by a cargo ship, leading to a real mess with two folks plucked from the water and apparently six construction workers still missing. But leave it to ol’ mumbly-joe to fumble his way through a statement, slurring his words and getting the numbers all wrong. Classic Biden, am I right?

Now, not only did Biden’s speech sound like he was trying to recite the alphabet with a mouthful of marbles, but he also claimed he’d been cruising over that bridge multiple times on a choo-choo train or in his fancy car from Delaware. Here’s the kicker – there’s no train tracks on that bridge! Looks like Uncle Joe’s lost his marbles or confused it with the Hogwarts Express. Maybe it’s time for him to retire to a nice, quiet porch swing and sip on some lemonade.

But wait, there’s more! Biden, being the savvy politician that he is, somehow managed to upset Israel while stumbling through his speech. When asked about it, he pulled a disappearing act quicker than a magician in a stage show. His staff ushered the pesky reporters out like they were stray cats at a fish market. Clearly, they didn’t want him embarrassing himself any further.

I’ll tell you what, folks, the circus that is the Biden administration continues to roll out the red carpet for comedy gold. It’s like a never-ending sitcom that writes itself. With each passing day, it’s becoming more evident that a ham sandwich would make a better president than ol’ mumbly-joe. But hey, at least we get some entertainment out of it, right? Keep the popcorn coming, because this show is just getting started!

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