Biden Camp in Panic Mode After Debate Debacle Draws Criticism from All Sides

After the disastrous debate performance last Thursday, the Biden camp finds itself in deeper waters than a catfish in a frying pan. With donors, media outlets, and even some Democrat bigwigs dropping truth bombs on the president’s competence, the team hit the panic button and sent out a pleading email to supporters, outlining how to shield Uncle Joe from the fallout.

In a move worthy of a cheesy action movie, the email calls on loyalists to take a stand against critics and dubbed them the “bedwetting brigade.” The message tries to spin the debate disaster, claiming it showcased the looming threat of Donald Trump rather than Biden’s own unraveling. But let’s be real, trying to pass off a mess as a masterpiece won’t fool anyone except maybe the most devoted fans.

The email warns against demands for Biden to bow out, insisting he’s the chosen one and dropping out would hand Trump an easy victory. It’s like watching a shaky tightrope walker insist they can make it to the other side without falling – wishful thinking at best.

The email then dives into a pool of fear-mongering, painting a grim picture of chaos and defeat if Biden were to step aside. But grasping at straws and calling critics names won’t turn this ship around. The campaign is teetering on the edge of disaster, and even the most delicate email tap dance won’t save them now.

As the Biden bubble shows signs of bursting, the email reeks of desperation and despair. It seems like calling dissenters “bedwetters” is all they’ve got left in the tank. But empty words won’t carry you far in the wild world of politics – ask Uncle Joe if he can still remember.

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