Biden’s Bizarre Blunders: Geography Fails & LA Disses at Nevada Rally!

Joe Biden, the gift that keeps on giving for comedy writers and fact-checkers alike, embarked on his campaign trail blunders once again, this time in Nevada. The man can’t seem to catch a break even when surrounded by his supporters who somehow manage to keep a straight face through his tall tales and slip-ups.

With a small audience that looked more like a family gathering than a political event, Biden recycled his go-to attacks on former President Trump, including the tired and debunked claim about military cemeteries that even a fifth grader could fact-check. But hey, who needs facts when you’ve got a narrative to push, right, Joe?

Not content with just spreading falsehoods, Biden decided to test his knowledge of geography and international alliances by suggesting that Norway was somehow a new recruit to NATO. Spoiler alert: Norway has been in NATO since day one, Joe. Maybe stick to coloring books next time.

And let’s not forget his expertise in diplomacy, as he managed to offend an entire city by making a comment that sounded suspiciously like a diss towards Los Angeles. Hey, who needs campaign donations from the West Coast anyway, right, Joe?

As Biden stumbled through his speech, desperately trying to find his way out of the confusion with his trademark phrases like “talking too much,” his campaign staff discreetly played the “please stop talking” music in the background. Even they couldn’t hold back their laughter at the circus unfolding before them.

In the end, Biden did what he does best – handing off the microphone to someone else and going back to interacting with the only audience member who didn’t seem thoroughly confused by his ramblings, a little girl. Because nothing says presidential like ignoring the grown-ups and focusing on the kiddos, right, Joe?

If this is the best the Democrats have to offer in terms of leadership and coherence, then Trump’s chances in the next election are looking brighter by the minute. Keep ’em coming, Joe, the comedy show must go on!

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