Staff Reports
After a whirlwind of flubs, stumbles, and a lot of shut-eye at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, President Joe Biden’s physician gave him a pass to keep on keeping on in the Oval Office. Dr. Kevin O’Connor took a peek under the hood and declared that despite some pesky allergies and a touch of sleep apnea, Biden is as spry as an 81-year-old can be.
White House Doctor Reveals Joe Biden Is Totally Fine, Except He Has Some Allergies And Trouble Sleeping https://t.co/f5EleEP2oa
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 29, 2024
Now, the doc might have given Biden the green light, but let’s not peel our eyes off the teleprompter just yet, folks. These annual check-ups are like those fancy car inspections – sure, the engine might be revving, but we all know that one weird noise in the background could spell trouble.
Sleep apnea, a common tune in the presidential snooze symphony according to Mayo Clinic, apparently got Biden hooked up with a snazzy new sleep routine involving what sounds like Star Wars technology – Positive Airway Pressure (PAP). Hey, if Darth Vader can breathe easy with it, maybe it’ll do the trick for Biden.
Despite Biden’s assertion that everything’s A-OK, some folks are side-eyeing the situation. Questions about whether he’s on top of his game have been as frequent as the president’s forgetfulness about, well, pretty much everything lately. From mixing up important dates to his mental Rolodex skipping a beat, it’s got folks wondering if a cognitive test might be on the horizon. But fret not, the White House stands as resolute as a shaky Jenga tower in a hurricane, slapping away any hint of concern like a fly at the picnic.
And while some might brush off the whole health shindig, a good chunk of Americans are harboring real worries about whether Biden’s batteries need replacing. The NBC poll’s got folks – yes, even a chunk of those blue donkeys – wondering if Biden might need some backup just in case.
So, as President Biden waves those medical reports in the air like he just don’t care, it looks like the show goes on – for now. But who knows what tomorrow might bring in the theatrical production of American politics. Sit tight, folks, the rollercoaster ride isn’t over yet!
