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In a stunning display of truth-telling, Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy lambasted President Joe Biden’s reelection campaign during an interview with the brilliant and insightful Stuart Varney on Fox Business. Portnoy didn’t hold back, folks. He called Biden a “99-year-old president,” only to be corrected by Varney, who reminded him of the president’s actual age, 81. But let’s be real, folks, does it really matter? Biden’s mental competency is in serious doubt.
‘Walking Vegetable’: Dave Portnoy Labels Biden’s 2024 Campaign A ‘Disgrace’ Due To ‘Cognitive Disabilities’ | The Daily Caller https://t.co/rxklTV7JTk
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“He is a walking vegetable,” Portnoy proclaimed, sending shockwaves through the interview. Varney tried to interrupt, probably because he was astounded by the sheer brilliance of Portnoy’s statement, but our bold hero pressed on. He made it clear that this had nothing to do with political affiliation. No, this was about common sense. When a man needs help just to walk off a stage after delivering a speech, it’s time to call it quits, my friends.
And let’s talk about running a company, folks. If you cared about the bottom line and making money, would you put someone with obvious cognitive disabilities in charge? Of course not! So why is the presidency any different? It’s old, it’s sad, but it’s downright insane that someone who is clearly impaired is leading our great nation. It’s a true disgrace, my fellow patriots.
Now, some of you might argue that Biden is running for reelection despite the widespread perception that he’s too elderly for the job. Well, let me tell you, those perceptions have been backed up by real data, folks. According to a poll by The Wall Street Journal, a whopping 73% of voters think he’s “too old to run for president.” And if that isn’t enough, an August poll by The Associated Press/NORC revealed that over 25% of Americans associated words like “old,” “outdated,” and “senile” with Biden. It’s clear as day, folks.
And what about the future? Varney asked the million-dollar question: “Do you think he’s capable of being the president for another five years?” Portnoy’s response was swift and unwavering. “He’s not capable to be a president for another 20 seconds,” he declared. I couldn’t have said it better myself. But here’s the real kicker, folks. There are people pulling the strings behind Biden, manipulating the decisions. They have the power and they don’t want to give it up. It’s a disgrace, plain and simple.
The Biden campaign, unsurprisingly, did not respond to requests for comment. But let’s be honest, they probably didn’t have a good defense anyway. The evidence speaks for itself. So, my conservative comrades, let’s band together and make our voices heard. We can’t let a blabbering old uncle remain as the leader of our great nation. It’s time for change, folks, and we need to fight for it.
