A Florida man’s love for his multitude of feline friends turned into a fur-flying frenzy when he allegedly shot his roommate not once, not twice, but a shocking ten times! The 59-year-old culprit, Glenn White, reportedly became a real-life scaredy-cat after his roommate dared to suggest relocating the whiskered wonders to the lanai. In a heated altercation that would make even Garfield raise an eyebrow, White apparently went completely catty and reached for his gun.
In a true tragedy of “paws” proportions, White’s roommate found herself in a hair-raising situation as she tried to round up the cats. According to reports, White followed her like a shadow into his room, where he unleashed a barrage of bullets. Can you believe it? A simple argument about cats led to a scene straight out of a horror movie! Yikes!
‘I’m Going To Kill You Bitch’: Argument Over Cats Ends With Man Allegedly Shooting Roommate 10 Times https://t.co/7JTbI6bFCh via @DailyCaller
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As if the situation wasn’t already claw-some enough, White reportedly threatened his roommate with chilling words, proclaiming his intention to “kill you, bitch” while pointing the gun menacingly at her head. The poor victim pleaded desperately for him to call 911, but White was clearly not in the mood for a purr-fect solution. Instead, he allegedly smacked the phone out of her hand like a true tabby tamer.
When authorities finally arrived on the scene, they discovered the aftermath of White’s feline feud, with the victim suffering an unbelievable total of ten gunshot wounds. That’s right, ten! Talk about using up all nine lives and then some. The maniacal shooter, White, was promptly whisked away to the cat-astrophic confines of Lee County Jail, where he’s cooling his heels (and presumably calming his whiskers) until a court date on April 8.
It’s a reminder, folks, that when tempers flare, it’s best to leave the claws at home and not let a simple disagreement escalate into a paw-ful situation. Let’s hope justice is served swiftly and that this tragic tale of tabby tumult serves as a cautionary yarn for all those who let their love of pets go to their heads. After all, a real lionheart knows that there’s no problem too big that can’t be solved with a little purr-suasion and a scratch behind the ears.