Staff Reports
The demand for beer in the good ol’ U.S. of A. has taken a major hit this year, folks. Sales are expected to hit a 24-year low, and beer shipments have dropped by over 5% in the first nine months of 2023. That’s a bigger drop than the last time the liberals tried to take away guns!
2023 beer sales in US expected to decline to lowest amount in over 20 years https://t.co/7z0J3VAjWi https://t.co/7z0J3VAjWi
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) December 28, 2023
Well, first off, the youngins aren’t glugging down beers like they used to. Instead, they’re sipping on fancy spirits and who-knows-what else.
Cannabis sales are through the roof, reaching an estimated $29 million this year. Some fancy-pants investment company says that in the next five years, 18 million more people will be joining the pot party, while 2 million drinkers will be ditching their brews.
The once-beloved Bud Light has fallen from grace after partnering with some fella named Dylan Mulvaney. It seems like that partnership rubbed folks the wrong way, and now there’s a full-blown boycott against the beer. Sales are down a whopping 28% in stores, and even after trying to get back in our good graces with celebrity endorsements and fancy ads, it looks like Bud Light might have lost its fizz for good.
