Staff Reports
In a stunning victory for election integrity, the GOP in Pennsylvania has emerged triumphant as an appeals court rules against counting undated mail-in ballots. Can you believe that some people try to sneak in those sneaky ballots without even bothering to date them? It’s like trying to submit your homework with no name on it – totally unacceptable! The Democrats are furious, and let’s be real, they must be seething in their double-shot lattes after this loss.
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The court’s decision to throw out these undated ballots is a win for common sense and the rule of law. Why should we bend the rules for those who can’t even follow instructions as basic as putting a date on their ballot envelopes? It’s not rocket science; it’s just following the law. But of course, the left-wing activists like the ACLU and the NAACP are not happy. They’re always trying to game the system and make excuses for their sloppy mistakes.
The Democrats and their activist buddies are threatening to keep fighting, as usual. They just can’t seem to accept defeat gracefully. Maybe they should take a page out of our book and try following the rules for once. It’s not that hard, folks. But hey, if they want to keep wasting their time and money on frivolous lawsuits, that’s their prerogative. We’ll just keep winning fair and square.
And let’s not forget about Marc Elias and his failed attempt to challenge South Carolina’s congressional maps. It’s like these guys never learn. They keep pushing their luck and end up with egg on their faces every time. Maybe they should consider a new hobby, like knitting or bird watching. Anything to keep them away from the courts and out of trouble.
In the end, it’s clear that the Democrats will stop at nothing to try to rig the system in their favor. But we won’t let them. We’ll keep fighting for fair elections and upholding the law, no matter how much they whine and complain. So, cheers to the GOP for another well-deserved victory in the battle for election integrity. Keep up the good fight, and let’s make sure every vote counts – as long as it’s dated correctly, of course.
