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Harris Gambles on Union Charm to Win Vegas Vote Ahead of ’24 Election!

Vice President Kamala Harris was strutting her stuff in Las Vegas, baby, as she cozied up to the Culinary Workers Union and praised their fancy new contract. With the 2024 election looming large and President Joe Biden’s popularity taking a nosedive, Harris is on a quest to win over black, Latino, and young voters. And what better way to do that than by rubbing elbows with the 54% Latino union in Sin City, right?

Harris, basking in the spotlight and the adoring chants of “KA-MA-LA!”, hailed the union’s shiny new contract, which includes a whopping 32% pay raise over five years and some snazzy new workplace safety standards. She raved about how unions are the unsung heroes who fought for weekends, paid leave, and family leave, as if the rest of us don’t appreciate those things too.

But wait, there’s more! According to Ms. Harris, the Culinary Workers Union isn’t just making waves in Vegas – they’re setting a gold standard for workers everywhere. She cheered about how they’re showing the world what’s possible, reasonable, right, and achievable. Cue the standing ovation, folks!

And of course, no feel-good speech is complete without the classic “it’s making a difference in the lives of people you’ll never meet” finale. Yes, the union members are the real MVPs, changing lives and making the world a better place, one contract at a time. You go, Culinary 226!

So, if you want to catch the full show, you can watch the vice president’s remarks for yourself. But grab some popcorn, because this political theater is sure to entertain!

Written by Staff Reports

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