Hunter’s Art Hustle Exposed: No Ethics, Just Big Donor Perks!

In July 2021, the White House said not to worry about any sketchy business related to Hunter Biden’s art selling shenanigans, claiming that everything was totally on the up and up, and that they had some super-duper ethics agreements in place to keep things all ethical and stuff. But surprise, surprise! It turns out that was about as truthful as a unicorn sighting. Apparently, Hunter’s art dealer spilled all the tea to the House Oversight Committee, revealing that there were actually no ethics agreements at all, and Hunter knew the identities of his buyers, including some big-name Democratic donors. I mean, it’s like a bad soap opera, folks.

And get this, it turns out that the “sugar brother” for Hunter Biden, Kevin Morris, is not just a typical Democrat donor, but he’s been helping out Hunter in his legal battles, and even got snapped in a photo smoking out of a bong in California. Real classy, right? Then there’s Elizabeth Hirsh Naftali, who not only donated to Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, but also got appointed to some cozy-sounding commission by President Biden himself. I mean, talk about a political art investment, huh?

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s art dealer spilled even more beans, sharing that Kevin Morris bought most of Hunter’s art for a whopping $875,000, but only paid a 40% commission to Mr. Bergès. And let’s not forget about Naftali, who didn’t buy Hunter’s art until two months after Biden became President. Coincidence? I think not! It’s like buying a ticket to the Democratic party train, choo-choo!

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any juicier, Hunter’s art dealer mentioned that Hunter’s name had a little something-something to do with setting the price for his art. Yeah, that’s right, the Biden name ain’t just for show, folks. And not to be outdone, the art dealer even said he chatted it up with Joe Biden himself, and oh, he even scored an invite to the wedding the Bidens hosted at the White House. Talk about a VIP experience!

But have no fear, the trusty House Oversight Committee swooped in and called out the White House for their little charade, demanding some explanations for all the shadiness. Chairman James Comer wasn’t mincing words, calling out the White House for deceiving the American people and letting Hunter’s art career turn into an ethics nightmare. It’s like a plot twist in a movie, except this one’s real life, folks!

And don’t you worry, because the House Judiciary Committee is also getting in on the action, planning a little pow-wow to discuss holding Hunter in contempt of Congress for skipping out on a deposition. It’s like the unfolding drama of a reality TV show, but in the hallowed halls of our nation’s capital. I mean, who needs Netflix when you have the political circus, am I right?

In conclusion, it looks like the Biden family’s art extravaganza is getting more attention than a cat video on the internet, and the White House is under fire for their role in this high-stakes art drama. It’s like a political thriller, and we can’t wait to see what happens next!

Written by Staff Reports

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