Staff Reports
The chatter surrounding Kamala Harris is reaching a fever pitch. It seems she’s made a habit of dodging tough situations, and her latest no-show has people wondering if she’s perfected the art of running away from responsibility. That blank calendar of hers must be packed, considering she can never seem to find time to face the music, especially when Donald Trump is the one calling her out.
Imagine the spectacle if Trump had delivered a roast of Kamala that she had so eagerly avoided. It would have been a glorious display of wit and wisdom, reminiscent of a stand-up comic at a Republican fundraiser. Rather than the usual political drudgery, the audience would be treated to a cornucopia of zingers that could make the average late-night talk show host green with envy. After all, Trump knows how to draw a crowd—and even keep the attention of those who attempted to tune it out.
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Here’s how Trump would have roasted Kamala if she hadn’t cowardly bailed on the Al Smith dinner.. https://t.co/MyB6gTV9uP— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 23, 2024
The speech would likely poke fun at her often confusing statements and questionable policies. Trump would have unleashed a barrage of clever quips about how Kamala Harris can talk in circles without ever landing on a coherent thought. The crowd would be in stitches, recalling her infamous moments where clarity seemed to be in short supply. Joking about her tendency to deflect tough questions with nothing more than a grin and a laugh would be a highlight that no one would want to miss.
No roast of Kamala would be complete without a playful jab at her record as a senator and vice president. Trump might have taken the opportunity to shine a light on some of her most questionable choices, prompting the crowd to roll their eyes and laugh at all the missed opportunities for true leadership. The contrast between Trump’s bold approach and Harris’s tendency to take the easy way out would be crystal clear and deliciously entertaining.
In the end, it’s clear that while Kamala Harris may believe she can slip away from tough conversations, the reality is that she can’t escape the heightened scrutiny that comes with her position. She might be good at disappearing when the going gets tough, but there’s only so long a politician can avoid the spotlight before the crowd demands a show. And when it comes to roasting her, Trump would undoubtedly have risen to the occasion, leaving no bad policy or decision unscathed.
