Biden Uses Cookie Monster to Hide Economic Disaster!

Joe Biden, the king of blame-shifting and shirking responsibility, is now resorting to using muppets to distract us from his disastrous economic policies. This time, he’s roped in poor old Cookie Monster to try and sell us on some “Shrinkflation” nonsense. Can you believe it? Cookie Monster is now apparently an economic expert, according to the Biden administration. It’s like a bad joke that keeps getting worse.

But let’s not forget the real issue here – Biden’s reckless overspending and inflation have driven prices through the roof. Instead of addressing the root cause of the problem, he’s busy playing puppet show with imaginary characters. This is what we get when we have a president who can’t even remember if he’s coming or going half the time.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, during a recent meeting, Biden zoned out and went completely blank, with his eyes looking scarier than a haunted house on Halloween. It’s like no one’s home up there. How is this man supposed to lead a country when he struggles to even string a coherent sentence together? It’s a train wreck waiting to happen.

But hey, when reporters dared to ask him tough questions, he cowered like a scared puppy, saying he’d “get in trouble.” Who’s really pulling the strings behind the scenes here? Is it Jill? Or some shadowy figure we haven’t even heard of yet? The whole situation reeks of incompetence and deception.

So, as we brace ourselves for Biden’s upcoming State of the Union address, let’s not forget the real-life horror show we’re witnessing. This isn’t about cookies or muppets; it’s about the future of our country being in the hands of someone who can’t even remember where he left his keys. God help us all.

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